Thursday, November 15, 2012

Idiots and Secession: What Would It Look Like?

A bunch of sore-loser Tea Party numbskulls ignorant about history and democracy are signing on-line petitions for secession.  Apparently after millions died in the Civil War, they now think that if they click a mouse enough online, that President Obama, and the entire Congress will say "Yeah, we can just let Texas and Idaho form their own countries."

Maybe the sore-losers should look to the words of their own candidate in the last election and just "self-deport."

But what would a country formed by these modern day Jefferson Davises look like?  Here's a guess:

1.  The Bible is the law - Christian "sharia" law imposed.  Ten Commandments become legal document.  If you're not a good God-fearing Christian, get the hell out.  

2.  Only Creationism is taught in schools. No science to the contrary is permitted.  Pending: whether to teach that the earth is flat and the center of the Universe.

3.  Fend for yourself:  no social security, no medicare, no medicaid

4.  No income tax on investment income, only on salaries and hourly wages.

5.  No minimum wage.  No unions;  No labor laws.  No unemployment benefits.  No occupational safety laws.

6.  All guns or weapons of any kind are legal for everybody.  Automatic weapons?  Fine.  Grenades?  Buy 'em by the gross for self-protection.  RPGs?  Go for it.  Grocery store, library, neighborhood park - everybody is packing heat.

7.  No Civil Rights act.  Any business can discriminate against anybody for any reason - color, religion

8.  No environmental regulations.  Global warming and such nonsense is just more "science" stuff.

9.  No choice.  No abortion for any reason.

10. Miranda rights do not exist.  If a cop can get you to confess, no trial is necessary.

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